WEEKLY CARNAGE 📊🌿
CHEMICALLY ENHANCED WEEKLY RESULTS
Witness the beautiful chaos of stoned wankers attempting golf! 💨⛳
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PICK YOUR POISON (WEEK)
Select which week of mayhem you'd like to witness, dingleberries!
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BLIMEY! NO WEEK SELECTED!
Pick a bloody week above to see which wankers managed to hit balls whilst completely blazed, you dingleberry!
2025 SEASON OF ENHANCED GOLF
The season starts on May 6th - that's when the proper chaos begins! Get your substances ready and prepare for 15 weeks of chemically enhanced golf madness.
🌿 BRING WEED
Essential golfing equipment
🍺 BRING BOOZE
Liquid courage required
💊 BRING PILLS
Whatever helps your game
🇬🇧 HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE, STONED AND READY! 🌿
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