DAMAGE ASSESSMENT 💀⚡
🎪 OFFICIAL MEASUREMENT OF HOW FUCKED YOU ARE 🎪
Your handicap: The mathematical proof of your golf-related suffering! 📊💀
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A HANDICAP?
It's basically a number that tells everyone how shit you are at golf, but in a "fair" way so you can still lose with dignity.
Higher number = More strokes = More fucked
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HOW IS IT CALCULATED?
Some complex USGA black magic involving course rating, slope, and your tears. Basically: you suck, math proves it.
Math + Golf = Depression
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HANDICAP WISDOM FOR CUNTS
LOW HANDICAP (0-9)
"I actually know what I'm doing... sometimes"
MID HANDICAP (10-18)
"I'm consistently inconsistent"
HIGH HANDICAP (19+)
"I'm here for the beer and chaos"
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THE OFFICIAL DAMAGE REPORT
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Below is the mathematical proof of everyone's golf-related suffering, calculated with course rating, slope, and pure fucking chaos.
🎪 REMEMBER: NUMBERS DON'T LIE, BUT THEY DO HURT 🎪
| Golfer | Playing Handicap | Handicap Index |
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REMEMBER, CUNTS:
Your handicap doesn't define you as a person... it just defines how much you suck at golf!
💀 EMBRACE THE CHAOS, ACCEPT THE SUCK 💀
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