CHEMICAL LEGENDS 🌿👑
Meet the beautiful pussies who chemically enhance their golf experience! 💊⛳
Right then, dingleberries! Here's our collection of chemically enhanced golf legends - each more magnificently stoned than the last. These wankers have mastered the fine art of playing golf whilst absolutely off their tits on various substances that would make a pharmacy jealous.
🌿 CANNABIS CONNOISSEURS
Professional stoners
🍺 LIQUID LEGENDS
Alcohol enthusiasts
💊 PHARMA PHENOMS
Medically motivated
🤯 PSYCHEDELIC PUSSIES
Transcendent experiences
Jon Allard"Mudshark"
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Ryan Bauer"Mr. Mike's Hard"
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Shawn Biekert"Beeks"
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Luke Blackburn"Mad Scientist"
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Mandy Ederer"Ghetto Mandy"
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Justin Ederer"Commissioner Crunkins"
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Shane Hannah"Spare Parts"
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Shaun Hannah"Ping King"
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Michael Heath"Magic Mike"
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Micah Heintz"Papa Parlay"
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Andy Hunn"Arena Andy"
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Keith Murray"Flow"
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Jacob Neubauer"Neubs"
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Brittany Sheffer"B Dog"
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Ron Waters"Father Ron"
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PROPER STONED LEGENDS, THESE WANKERS!
Each magnificent pussy above has perfected the ancient art of chemically enhanced golf. Click their beautiful mugs to see their full stats, achievements, and preferred substances for optimal performance!
🌿 CANNABIS WISDOM:
"The greens are greener when you're green, mate!"
💊 PHARMACEUTICAL PHILOSOPHY:
"Better golf through chemistry, you dingleberries!"