SOUTH COUNTY PLAYERS GOLF CHAMPIONSHIT
Welcome to the fucking THUNDER DOME of golf! ⚡
Where alcohol flows like water, drugs are optional but encouraged, and somehow we still play better golf than most country club cunts! 🍻💊⛳
"Starting to think this fucking league is out to get me."
- Micah Heintz
"Most fun I've had with my clothes on... so far!"
- Shaun Hannah
"Mickey mouse league on a shit course."
- Josh Murry
🔥 2025 SEASON OF CHAOS 🔥
🗓️ When: Every fucking Tuesday starting May 6th through August 12th
⏰ Tee Times: 4:50-5:20PM (because we have day jobs... barely)
🏌️ Where: The legendary shithole known as Quail Creek Golf Club in Arnold, MO
📏 Course Stats: Par 72, 6,500 yards of pure suffering, 71.3 course rating (aka impossible for drunk cunts)
Want to join this beautiful disaster?
Contact Commissioner Justin Ederer:justinederer@hotmail.com
⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include liver damage, broken dreams, and addiction to terrible golf ⚠️