SOUTH COUNTY PLAYERS GOLF CHAMPIONSHIT

🏆 THE MOST UNHINGED GOLF EXPERIENCE 🏆

Welcome to the fucking THUNDER DOME of golf! ⚡

Where alcohol flows like water, drugs are optional but encouraged, and somehow we still play better golf than most country club cunts! 🍻💊⛳

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"Starting to think this fucking league is out to get me."

- Micah Heintz

*Currently in therapy* 💀
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"Most fun I've had with my clothes on... so far!"

- Shaun Hannah

*Emphasis on "so far"* 😏
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"Mickey mouse league on a shit course."

- Josh Murry

*He's not fucking wrong* 🎪
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Beers Consumed
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Substances Involved
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666K
F-Bombs Dropped
42%
Shots Hit Well

🔥 2025 SEASON OF CHAOS 🔥

🗓️ When: Every fucking Tuesday starting May 6th through August 12th
Tee Times: 4:50-5:20PM (because we have day jobs... barely)

🏌️ Where: The legendary shithole known as Quail Creek Golf Club in Arnold, MO
📏 Course Stats: Par 72, 6,500 yards of pure suffering, 71.3 course rating (aka impossible for drunk cunts)

🤬 READ THE FUCKING RULES 🤬

Want to join this beautiful disaster?

Contact Commissioner Justin Ederer:justinederer@hotmail.com

⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include liver damage, broken dreams, and addiction to terrible golf ⚠️

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